there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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