I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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