I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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