help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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