don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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