So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize