I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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