So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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