i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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