my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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