Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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