Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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