Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
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