You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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