Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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