just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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