why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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