I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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