the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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