I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
