think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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