She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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