Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
You're earring is so big in my mouth
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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