I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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