You just made me feel so damn special
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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