i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
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