Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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