Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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