Duck Duck Cougar?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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