Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I am available for nakedness
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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