Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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