i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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