Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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