bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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