My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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