haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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