On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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