high people should be assigned attendants
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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