I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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