I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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