Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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