and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
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