If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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