How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
