he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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