Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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