And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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