Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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