some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
We had to coat check the pizza.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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