i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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