Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Randomize
