why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
You're a waste of cheezeits
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Randomize
