Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
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