I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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