I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
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