I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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